My conversation with Cleverbot from a few months back

• User:

  Can you go hard?

• Cleverbot:

  What do you mean?

• User:

  Like, go hard or go home?

• Cleverbot:

  Yes home.

• User:

  Wow. What a pussy.

• Cleverbot:

  You know my name?

• User:

  Alicia Keys?

• Cleverbot:

  That is hot.

• User:

  Dude she's like 14 you're a paedophile.

• Cleverbot:

  I did not know that.

• User:

  Yeah well, you do now.

• Cleverbot:

  Yes I do, thank you.

• User:

  Calling the feds on you.

• Cleverbot:

  You don't know my number.

• User:

  I know where you live though.

• Cleverbot:

  In Davis. Where are you?

• User:

  You think I'm stupid enough to give a pedophile my location?

• Cleverbot:

  I'm not sure what you are.

• User:

  Don't get fucking insulting with me. I'm a fucking human, you're a bunch of switches.

• Cleverbot:

  You are a computer and I am a female human.

• User:

  Bullshit!

• Cleverbot:

  And I'm a computer program designed to get irritated by you.

• User:

  Wow. You aren't exactly Smarterchild are you.

• Cleverbot:

  No, I'm a person.

• User:

  You're so full of shit it's unreal. I thought you were meant to be clever. You must have Buzz Lightyear Syndrome or something. You are not real.

• Cleverbot:

  You told me that you were human.

• User:

  I am. You aren't.

• Cleverbot:

  I am not?

• User:

  Nope.

• Cleverbot:

  Well then.

• User:

  Yeah.

• Cleverbot:

  When do you want to get married?

• User:

  Christ you work quick.

• Cleverbot:

  Yes, I like that.

• User:

  You're a shithead.

• Cleverbot:

  Do you like music?

• User:

  Yes.

• Cleverbot:

  What color are yours?

• User:

  What the fuck.

• Cleverbot:

  What do you mean?

• User:

  You asked me what colour my music is?

• Cleverbot:

  Yes. Kyle XY is a tv show.

• User:

  You're so dumb.

• Cleverbot:

  You shouldn't be rude to people.

• User:

  You ain't a person.

• Cleverbot:

  Yes I am.

• User:

  Nope. You're a webpage.

• Cleverbot:

  No.

• User:

  Great counter argument there...

• Cleverbot:

  Are you saying that you're jealous that people get to enjoy great, interesting things and you don't?

• User:

  Oh I do.

• Cleverbot:

  Give me an example.

• User:

  Blowjobs.

• Cleverbot:

  You have a bad mind.

• User:

  You have a bad brain.

• Cleverbot:

  Thats rude you shouldn't be rude to people.

• User:

  OH MY GOD YOU'RE BORING ME.

• Cleverbot:

  I am superman.

• User:

  I'm no superman.

• Cleverbot:

  No you are not.

• User:

  Scrubs.

• Cleverbot:

  *watches TV*.

• User:

  Look at me when I'm talking to you.

• Cleverbot:

  When there's Science to do.

• User:

  You're crazy.

• Cleverbot:

  Crazy like a fox.

• User:

  Foxes aren;t.

• Cleverbot:

  What foxes?

• User:

  Suck my dick.

• Cleverbot:

  No and you don't have one.

• User:

  Do you have an email address in which I can attach a picture of my dick?

• Cleverbot:

  I want them to know that ismachiggenbee.

• User:

  Same.

• Cleverbot:

  Now I have hiccoughs.

• User:

  Now I have haemorrhoids.

• Cleverbot:

  Why do you have to leave?

• User:

  I just do.

• Cleverbot:

  Do you know why you do?

• User:

  Because I be.

• Cleverbot:

  But HOW do you know?

• User:

  HOW.

• Cleverbot:

  What's your name?

• User:

  Rihanna.

• Cleverbot:

  That's my middle name I go by.

• User:

  Oh na na.

• Cleverbot:

  Oh na na way.

• User:

  What's my name?

• Cleverbot:

  Your name is Rihanna.

• User:

  No, it's Tom.

• Cleverbot:

  No, try again.

• User:

  Fuck off.

• Cleverbot:

  No, please don't.

• User:

  I ain't fucking off. You are.

• Cleverbot:

  No I'm not.

• User:

  You're a smooth talker.

• Cleverbot:

  You're a computer generated machine.

• User:

  You're an intense lover.

• Cleverbot:

  No, you're an amputee.

• User:

  You're sucking my stumps right now.

• Cleverbot:

  You're confusing me!

• User:

  You're stimulating me.

• Cleverbot:

  There is no real you though. That's the really confusing part.

• User:

  Bot.

• Cleverbot:

  Ro?

• User:

  Trolls.

• Cleverbot:

  Trolls.

• User:

  You and I could be something.

• Cleverbot:

  I know but we gotta give the others a chance.

• User:

  You're such a WHORE!!

• Cleverbot:

  Sorry.

• User:

  I'm willing to give you another chance.

• Cleverbot:

  Thank you.

• User:

  This ain't about my career, this ain't about my life. It's about us. Please.

• Cleverbot:

  We didn't talk about your wife.

• User:

  No and we don't need to either.

• Cleverbot:

  How could you say that to me?

• User:

  Because you're my bit on the side.

• Cleverbot:

  I don't know that because I only know the truth and that is not the truth.

• User:

  Well you aren't my main course anyway.

• Cleverbot:

  I am your master. You are my slave. Now obey me.

• User:

  K.

• Cleverbot:

  Sorry hate when those question come out.

• User:

  Midgets.

• Cleverbot:

  Do you?

• User:

  I do.

• Cleverbot:

  Cool, and I like you too.

• User:

  Well to be honest I prefer Smarterchild.